The Lost Allen Report


Zodiackiller.com Message Board: Arthur Leigh Allen: The Lost Allen Report

By Tom Voigt (Tom_Voigt) (acb48fd5.ipt.aol.com - 172.180.143.213) on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 06:25 pm:

This report was found behind a file cabinet deep inside the Vallejo Police Department.
Click here to read it.

By Bucko (Bucko) (spider-mtc-ti072.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.101.182) on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 07:44 pm:

The great thing about babysitting "deceased" 10 year olds is you don't have to worry much about them getting into trouble. You also have plenty of time to enjoy your wooden toys. :o)

By Bucko (Bucko) (spider-mtc-ti022.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.101.157) on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 08:25 pm:

Tom, I'm still in stitches over your post! The officer's name is just too much. Anyhow, it made my night.

By Scott Bullock (Scott_Bullock) (spider-mtc-tc084.proxy.aol.com - 64.12.105.189) on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 01:51 am:

"N.A.M.B.L.A. 'World's Greatest Lover' trophy"

Now that's f*****' hilarious!! Crude, socially unacceptable, but downright hilarious!!

Also, that photo is priceless! God almighty, put on a friggin' bra! What is that? About a D cup?!

Funny stuff! Sick, but funny!

Scott

By Mark Coombs (Mark) (196-114-237-24.anc-dial.gci.net - 24.237.114.196) on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 07:48 am:

Tom-Well they say truth is stranger that fiction and in this case a h*lluvalot funnier! With that much vaseline on hand (and elsewhere I'm guessing!) every day was obviously a party for ALA! Yes, the picture was-ahem-a beauty alright, Scott I don't know we could be talking double D!When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!
-Mark

By Esau (Esau) (proxy2-external.scrmnt1.ca.home.com - 24.4.254.113) on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 12:53 pm:

Just when I thought Allen was a sick as someone could be I see he's a member of NAMBLA. Maybe the trophy should read "Worlds Biggest Hooters".

By Mark Coombs (Mark) (162-125-237-24.anc-dial.gci.net - 24.237.125.162) on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 10:42 pm:

On a serious note, am I mistaken about the fact that he had a painting party invitation not being mentioned before? (Pardon me if it has) I know ALA was never conclusively placed at that party but an invitation certainly increases the likelihood of it. -Mark

By Sylvie (Sylvie14) (spider-ntc-ta021.proxy.aol.com - 198.81.16.26) on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 11:39 pm:

Bizarre--this report was done in 1971??
N.A.M.B.L.A. (sickest group ever created) was not formed until 1977!

By Scott Bullock (Scott_Bullock) (spider-ti063.proxy.aol.com - 152.163.194.203) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 12:30 am:

Sylvie . . . ah, never mind.

Scott

By Tony (Mahalo) (1cust196.tnt1.wailuku.hi.da.uu.net - 63.21.75.196) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 03:10 am:

Looks like he's wearing his fake crew-cut. What year's the photo from?

By Aubrey Jackson (Aubrey) (209.177.59.2) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 07:10 am:

He is sooooo cute!!!

Is this the new "National Lampoon's Zodiac Killer Website"?

By Sylvie (Sylvie14) (spider-ntc-td052.proxy.aol.com - 198.81.17.172) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 12:30 pm:

I know, I know Scott, just nitpicking good ol'Tom's handiwork.
BTW Tom, you could make a bundle writing for Hustler!!!
LOL

By Ryan Olesin (Ryan) (d141-193-74.home.cgocable.net - 24.141.193.74) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 01:20 pm:

If the Zodiac's description was a big breasted woman with a beard Allen would have been arrested 30 years ago.

By Boojum (Boojum) (245.new-york-07rh15rt-ny.dial-access.att.net - 12.88.172.245) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 01:36 pm:

Wasn't Officer Guzinya involved with the Heywood Jablome case in Gilroy?

By Roger Redding (Roger_Redding) (user-33qs0d5.dialup.mindspring.com - 199.174.1.165) on Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 08:51 pm:

And is there any truth to the rumor that Arthur Leigh Allen was briefly married to Bonnie Leigh Bakley?

Tom, where did you get that photo? My uncle Miklos would like to know.

Roger

By Classic (Classic) (spider-tr051.proxy.aol.com - 152.163.201.196) on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 05:18 pm:

What is N.A.M.B.L.A.? Have never heard of it. The post was funny,though. Classic

By Spencer (Spencer) (acb62e2a.ipt.aol.com - 172.182.46.42) on Friday, July 06, 2001 - 06:15 pm:

N.A.M.B.L.A.=North American Man-Boy Love Association

It's essentially a political action committee of child molesters and wanna-be child molesters. The group advocates the abolition of current laws prohibiting sex between grown men and young boys.

Spencer

By Classic (Classic) (spider-wo071.proxy.aol.com - 205.188.200.51) on Saturday, July 07, 2001 - 08:30 pm:

WOW! Sorry I asked. Classic

By Sandy (Sandy) (c531918-a.ptbrg1.sfba.home.com - 24.176.152.45) on Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 07:56 pm:

The only thing missing from that picture, is a Robert DeNero caption, from the movie "Meet The Parents" (LOL)

By Tom Voigt (Tom_Voigt) (12-231-193-32.client.attbi.com - 12.231.193.32) on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 02:11 pm:

Just so there is no further confusion, the pic isn't of Allen -- I found it on the Internet. Don't know the guy's identity, but I'd be willing to bet he lives near Vallejo.

By Douglas Oswell (Dowland) (pool-141-152-249-68.phil.east.verizon.net - 141.152.249.68) on Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 02:29 pm:

Nice set of knockers.

By Warren (Warren) (w205.z064002105.hou-tx.dsl.cnc.net - 64.2.105.205) on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 10:46 am:

Needs the "Bro".

By Douglas Oswell (Dowland) (pool-141-151-80-147.phil.east.verizon.net - 141.151.80.147) on Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 10:48 am:

Real sadists don't use Vaseline.